Kim Jong-un Makes It About Himself
🖋️ Make America Poetic Again — Poetry fights back.
Speech
Only one leader in world
truly understands poetry.
Me.
I write best poems.
Better than Shakespeare.
Better than Beyoncé.
You want to deport poets?
North Korea will take them.
They will write glorious verses
about my perfect hair.
Haiku:
Supreme Leader great.
Better than all other men.
(That is five-seven-five.)
America fears poetry because
it fears feelings.
North Korea mastered feelings.
Especially one feeling:
Love Supreme Leader.
Thank you.
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Longer.
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